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		<title>Gangsta Baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 16:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously I love this song and the baby is too cute! The&#160;official&#160;the Notorious B.I.G. video below I&#160;especially&#160;like the dancing girls&#8230;They have serious moves.]]></description>
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<p>Seriously I love this song and the baby is too cute!</p>
<p>The&nbsp;official&nbsp;the Notorious B.I.G. video below</p>
<p>I&nbsp;especially&nbsp;like the dancing girls&#8230;They have serious moves.</p>
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		<title>Creepy Open Casket on Google Street View</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 16:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[View Larger Map Okay so I bet you&#8217;ve all seen the various bizarre google street view images but this one has a followup. With many images I often wonder what happened? So the story goes this coffin was unearthed during Hurricane Katrina. This cemetery is located outside of New Orleans and in an area that [...]]]></description>
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<p>Okay so I bet you&#8217;ve all seen the various bizarre google street view images but this one has a followup.</p>
<p>With many images I often wonder what happened?</p>
<p>So the story goes this coffin was unearthed during Hurricane <a class="zem_slink" title="Hurricane Katrina" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Katrina">Katrina</a>.</p>
<p>This cemetery is located outside of <a class="zem_slink" title="New Orleans" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=29.9647222222,-90.0705555556&amp;spn=0.1,0.1&amp;q=29.9647222222,-90.0705555556%20%28New%20Orleans%29&amp;t=h">New Orleans</a> and in an area that flooded during the storm.</p>
<p>Just when you thought it could not get any stranger the local coroner reburied the corpse and discarded the coffin nearby in a heavily wooded area.</p>
<p>I would imagine the conversation went something like this:</p>
<p>So boss what do we do with the coffin? Coffin, I don&#8217;t know throw it in the woods?</p>
<p>The full story as reported by the <a href="http://www.nola.com/katrina/index.ssf/2011/01/fisherman_finds_empty_casket_i.html" target="_blank">Times Picayune</a>.</p>
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		<title>Professor Freaks Out Over Yawning</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 21:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me guess he&#8217;s Tenured? Okay I get it the student did that OMG this is so boring&#8230; I&#8217;m going to yawn in a way that lets him know he&#8217;s not the boss of me! With that said this professor went way over the top in his correction.  He needs to either be fired or [...]]]></description>
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<p>Let me guess he&#8217;s Tenured?</p>
<p>Okay I get it the student did that OMG this is so boring&#8230; I&#8217;m going to yawn in a way that lets him know he&#8217;s not the boss of me!</p>
<p>With that said this professor went way over the top in his correction.  He needs to either be fired or placed on leave till he can learn to control his reactions.</p>
<p>Somebody Needs to Take a Chill Pill</p>
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		<title>Mr. Rogers Fights Fair</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 14:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Rogers was quite possibly the most congruent person of our time. Thanks to xkcd.com for the image.]]></description>
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<p>Mr. Rogers was quite possibly the most congruent person of our time.</p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://xkcd.com/767/" target="_blank">xkcd.com</a> for the image.</p>
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		<title>Health Care Reform Cleaning Up The Mess</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I realize this is a hot topic and every has an opinion on both Barack Obama and  Health Care Reform. This illustration is both funny and poignant. Thanks to Politico for the image.]]></description>
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<p>I realize this is a hot topic and every has an opinion on both Barack Obama and  <a class="zem_slink" title="Healthcare reform" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Healthcare_reform">Health Care Reform</a>. This illustration is both funny and poignant.</p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.politico.com/wuerker/archive/20100317-look-at-the-mess-youve-made.html" target="_blank">Politico</a> for the image.</p>
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		<title>Not That Anything&#8217;s Wrong With That</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know this image has been all over but I just needed to post this. Still I can&#8217;t believe the New Orleans Saint&#8217;s WON! Related articles by Zemanta Jazz funeral to bury the Aints nickname (ballhype.com) Share this Post]]></description>
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<p>I know this image has been all over but I just needed to post this.</p>
<p>Still I can&#8217;t believe the <a class="zem_slink" title="New Orleans" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=29.9647222222,-90.0705555556&amp;spn=0.1,0.1&amp;q=29.9647222222,-90.0705555556%20%28New%20Orleans%29&amp;t=h">New Orleans</a> Saint&#8217;s WON!</p>
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		<title>Nice Moves Canada, Olympic Pile Up</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that&#8217;s hard to do. Still with all of that Canada kept control of the puck! Imgur Share this Post]]></description>
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<p>Now that&#8217;s hard to do.</p>
<p>Still with all of that Canada kept control of the puck!</p>
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		<title>How to Market to the Nomad On Craigslist</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cribs gone wild on Craigslist. Yes I have found my soul mate. Look into his crazy brown eyes&#8230;..He&#8217;s calling for me. LOL UP in Here. Up in Here. Thanks to The Consumerist for the image. The original ad has been flagged for removal. Say What!? Share this Post]]></description>
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<p>Cribs gone wild on <a class="zem_slink" title="Craigslist" rel="homepage" href="http://www.craigslist.org/">Craigslist</a>.</p>
<p>Yes I have found my soul mate. Look into his crazy brown eyes&#8230;..He&#8217;s calling for me. LOL</p>
<p>UP in Here. Up in Here.</p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://consumerist.com/2010/02/the-greatest-craigslist-room-rental-ad-ever.html" target="_blank">The Consumerist</a> for the image.</p>
<p>The <a href="http://houston.craigslist.org/roo/1603542443.html" target="_blank">original ad</a> has been flagged for removal. Say What!?</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Image via Wikipedia In response to Valentine&#8217;s Day and an abundance of chocolate I thought I would post three sexists and tasteless jokes. ~Joke One I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it&#8217;s unfair that if a guy f***s a different girl every week, he&#8217;s a legend, but [...]]]></description>
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<p><em><strong>In response to <a class="zem_slink" title="Valentine's Day" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine%27s_Day">Valentine&#8217;s Day</a> and an abundance of chocolate I thought I would post three sexists and tasteless jokes. </strong></em></p>
<p><em>~Joke One</em></p>
<p>I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it&#8217;s unfair that if a guy f***s a different girl every week, he&#8217;s a legend, but if a girl f***s just two guys in a year, she&#8217;s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it&#8217;s a <a class="zem_slink" title="Master Key" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_Key">master key</a>. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it&#8217;s a shitty lock. That shut her up.<a title="Permanent link to this quote." href="http://bash.org/?906902"><strong><br />
</strong></a><a href="http://bash.org/?le=897d3c6b0d0d67be6a85ce5d2a83d845&amp;sux=906902"></a></p>
<p><em>~Joke Two</em></p>
<p>A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. &#8220;Where the hell do you think you&#8217;re going?&#8221; he says. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to <a class="zem_slink" title="Las Vegas, Nevada" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=36.175,-115.136388889&amp;spn=0.1,0.1&amp;q=36.175,-115.136388889%20%28Las%20Vegas%2C%20Nevada%29&amp;t=h">Las Vegas</a>. You can earn $400 for a <a class="zem_slink" title="Fellatio" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fellatio">blow job</a> there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free.&#8221;<br />
The husband thinks for a mom=ent, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. &#8220;Where do you think you going?&#8221; the wife asks. &#8220;I&#8217;m coming with you&#8230;I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!&#8221;</p>
<p><em>~Joke Three</em></p>
<p>A man comes home and shouts &#8220;Honey! Pack your bags! I just hit the lottery!&#8221;<br />
She screams &#8220;OMG! What should I pack?&#8221;<br />
He says, &#8220;Everything! Get the f*** out!&#8221;</p>
<p>All of the jokes were shamelessly copied from <a href="http://bash.org/?latest" target="_blank">bash.org</a></p>
<p>Bash.org is so funny. If you want to see some jokes in old school irc format I highly recommend this site.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone missed the &#8220;What&#8217;s a Rasta to do with a hard hat&#8221; memo. Oh well, &#8220;No worries, Mon&#8221;&#8230; Now I can&#8217;t get Bob Marley&#8216;s, &#8220;One Love&#8221; out of my head. I&#8217;m okay with that. ★ One Love!&#8221; at ♫ http://8tracks.com/mixes/60849 Thanks to Fun Times Had for the image]]></description>
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<p><strong>Someone missed the &#8220;What&#8217;s a <a class="zem_slink" title="Rastafari movement" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastafari_movement">Rasta</a> to do with a hard hat&#8221; memo.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Oh well, &#8220;No worries, Mon&#8221;&#8230;</strong></p>
<p><span style="color:#008000;">Now I can&#8217;t get <a class="zem_slink" title="Bob Marley" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Marley">Bob Marley</a>&#8216;s, &#8220;<a class="zem_slink" title="One Love (Bob Marley song)" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Love_%28Bob_Marley_song%29">One Love</a>&#8221; out of my head. I&#8217;m okay with that.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ff0000;">★ One Love!&#8221; at</span> ♫ <a href="http://8tracks.com/mixes/60849" target="_blank">http://8tracks.com/mixes/60849</a></p>
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