What Evidence?

LOL, what a stupid criminal. I wonder what that was that he ate?

Well, it is stupid because the officer knows he put the drugs there. And the amount of drugs he may have consumed could kill him. Darwinism in action. At best he’ll be put on a’Potty watch’ till they pass through his system. Very annoying for the officers on duty. The job ain’t finished till the paperwork’s done, as they say.

love it!

that guy is still stupid.. every cop car has a surveillance camera mounted on the dashboard. that’s why the put the criminals on the hood.

He was pulled over for trying to rob a bank. The paper that the cops pulled out of his pocket was the note that he passed to the bank teller that said he was going to rob the bank. And he would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for the camera.

he robbed a bank that’s the note its not drugs

Without the camera evidence he’d still be busted once he started farting cocaine in the holding cell.

who cares.. at least he is going to jail high as f***!

He is stupid he did it for the camera

Really funny, I can’t believe they were so busy searching that they missed it. But, your link titled fail gif is broken.

WOW HE ATE THAT SLICE OF CHEESE FAST AS FUCK
WITH TO PIGS RAPING HIM KUDOS!

“and they say criminal are stupid”

I was hoping that was a sheet of acid. (appropriately sized) In which case it wouldn’t pass through his system, and he’d get off scott free. (After probably going permanently insane)

ah dudes. He’s brilliant. Even if the camera caught him eating it, they still can’t do him for the drugs, coz the evidence is gone. The most they can prolly get him on is obstruction of justice or something silly like that :-p

That guy’s awesome. He may have been filmed, but they’ll never know or be able to prove what was on that piece of paper. I just hope it wasn’t a sheet of acid.

NOM NOM NOM

Wow. So funny! It took me a couple of times to figure it out.

Doesnt matter if he was videoed eating it, can you prove what it was he ate? No.

Enough of this crap about it being a note. He ate a used napkin from KFC.

This is awesome, whether or not he ate drugs or a note or whatever, he was definitely thinking on his feet. Now if he could put that quick thinking to use for something other than crime would be great!

Man, that was great! Thanks for posting

Since he ate his hold up note, he’ll totally get off scot free. Except for the fact that the teller will probably be able to ID him. Oh, and the surveillance footage from the bank.

he was stupid enough to get filmed eating the evidence.

He can only be charged with destroying evidence if they can prove it was evidence. Any decent lawyer can dispense with that. But if there’s video evidence and an eyewitness, such as a bank teller, it doesn’t matter.

yeh he’s stoopid cuz he’s on cam

haha laughably wonderful. that guy is quick. doesnt matter if they see him eating something, without the evidence there is really little they can do about it, as they really have no idea as to what that was unless they can analyze it. besides, i DOUBT that was drugs, eating a plastic bag like that would be pretty much impossible, looked like paper to me. so either it has sensitive information on it, or it was acid, which means he is gonna have one helluva trip in jail.

some of you think his stupid but it just looks like he ate a piece of paper, even if it were drugs, his penalty would just be for consummation and not for possession and if it was a secret letter he’s f*** free not like other stupid b*******.

Moderated..for your pleasure.

i love all the people that think this guy was smart..obviously they were raised on television…snicker..in fact whooville,makes a good point but again, their evidence is right on camera, one of the orderlies will get the potty watch

It’s just amusing because of how smoothly he chews it up. It fits so seamlessly into his struggle. Too bad it probably only ended up worse for him because of it.

Yes, criminals ARE stupid because, you see, that was 100 hits of Red Dragon acid, man. In about 15 minutes homeboy’s gonna be seeing the Andromeda Galaxy, man.

I pity the guy who’s gotta tie a baggy to his butt and rearrange the collected evidence.

Hahaha
awesome !!

o damn now that is a man thinking on his feet

well at least he couldve said it was sugar and he is hungry or diabetic and it was a packet of sugar right?

this made my day,lol.

om nom nom nom nom!!

jesus that must have been 50 hits of acid that crazy s.o.b.

obviously staged

if he eats it they never know what it is in court… they can only assume it was the note but if they cant get hard evidence that it was actually the note that he passed to the teller then they cant use it.
just got out of jail for sort of the same shit.. but i burned my note

Yes and as you can see my new cult members are quite loyal.
As I’m sure you know, I did have to give up all of my worldly possessions but they took on all my debt..so I’m still ahead of the game. :0

There not drugs. he robbed a bank and that was the note he gave the teller that told her what to do.. it was on the news

lol! can’t believe he ate the damn thing xD

hihi…
he only want be high, an last time…

the most interesting thing about this whole deal are these comments…very interesting to look at each one’s perspective..welll worth the price of admissing…GOOD ONE!!

He should eat the cop car so they can’t haul him in and then he could eat the cops, but that might be a crime in itself , wait , let me rethink this…

That is the difference between a criminal and a convict! Stupid ass cops!

It was a sheet of acid

nom’d

The police knew he had it, and they saw it on camera but without actually having the evidence for themselves they arent allowed to do anything about it. win for criminals. win for drugs.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

WHAT A MACK

he robbed a bank and that was the note he handed to the teller that said give me all the money i have a gun… it was in late november 2009. I remember seeing it on the news

Agreed, he gets some points for creativity.

I saw this somewhere else

This guy robbed some place and i think that was the note that he handed the security guard or something like that. He was just eating the evidence.

it was the note telling the teller to give him money or he’d kill her

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HAHA the cops got nothing they have no proof what was on that paper. It doesnt matter if they caught him eating it on camera. Unless they have some other evidense the guy is going to get off

perfect haha, too bad for him there is a camera in his face

so have the cops been fired???

Yeah! Modern day hero. (hebro)hebrew

F**** stupid white cops.

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lol…wow

It could easily be drugs. Ever heard of acid? it comes in sheet form. duh. He wouldn’t even be caught, nor would he die. He may go a tad crazy depending on his level on sanity, but either way, he’s not going to prison.

Kinda looks like Martin Lawrence.

You guys.

Its a note telling a banker that he had a gun, and that he was holding up the place.

Seriously the real story.

Well it is on video isnt it?

it’s not drugs i saw this on the local news the other day … he was swallowing the note he passed the bank teller saying he was robbing the bank … but for nothing because he had other evidence in his pockets and was prosecuted anyway.

typical of that sort of criminal
yet stupid of the cop

@ realistic Pencil Drawings, he ate the peice of paper that they had written everything on.

@Whoville, its a sheet of paper, not drugs. hell they’d have to be in a bag

That was great, thanks for posting

I didn’t know Martin Lawrence had been arrested.

it ovb was the note. if it were drugs the cops would have stopped, looked at and definitely would have not immediately placed it down in front of him

it wasn’t drugs or anything, he got caught robbing a bank, that was the note he wrote to the teller saying hand over the money. i saw it on the news a couple weeks ago.

He’s not stupid. He might as well have eaten it, either way he was screwed. This guy is my hero.

He just ate a 100 hits of LSD, His night at the jail house will be one to remember….If he remembers it.

ha, that’s so funny.

You do have to give the man an A for effort though!!

to “junkmail”–

i’ll paypal you $5 if you promise to never, EVER have children.

Hey, so he ate it, in a baggie… I think it’s safe to say he lived to tell about it.

major fail for the stupid pigs, what where they thinking putting evidence there, now they have no prove, thats what they get

i think it was a note that he tried to use to rob a bank with or something of that nature.

hes like “NOMNOMNOM”

wow i never would of thought of doing that but man that guys pretty smart he must have had a well though out plane or he just panicked OR….. he was really hungry lol

Stupid or not…pretty funny

That is truly beautiful!

That wasn’t drugs nor evidence for a robbery
nor sugar nor something other.
This, dear friends, was an angel,
eating one holy site of the policemans bible,
who was loose in the policemans pocket.
He eat it, because he was flying
3 days and 3 nights from heaven to earth,
without some break,
to refresh at McRetch at Cloud66,
so he was very hungry.

Om nom nom nom

is that Martin Lawrence?

Clearly a piece of paper they’ll still charge him with a crime

you guys are retarded
that was a wad of money

what is it he eats? x

imagine if the man ate a package of drugs, as his nightmare would be)))

Lolol, win.

no matter what the object was, a piece of paper or drugs or whatever….why the hell did the cop put it in that spot…the cop is the stupid one.

epic fail

That’s brilliant :L

could have been a sheet of acid, yes there are drugs on paper

What did he eat?

hahahaha oh my god that is so awesome!

What is that

That’s some quick thinking, though. I mean, there is the off chance that the surveillance camera didn’t have him in view or wasn’t working for some reason. He didn’t want to go to jail, saw a window to get rid of some evidence and went for it. If it wasn’t drugs (and I see others suggesting that it was a note from a bank robbery which seems most likely), then that’s a pretty good example of keeping one’s head under stress.

This would be better if it wasnt from a MOVIE.

Funny

wooooooooooow

I love how a lot of the comments are really stupid..

a)They are not drugs, Its a piece of paper used during a bank robbery. So he wont be farting cocaine or high as fuck..

b)Even though he is on camera eating the evidence – Its not admissible, there’s no proof of what was on the paper, or that it was the paper in question.

c)They don’t put people in front of the camera so they can video tape themselves giving the evidence to people to eat.. I don’t know how that made sense to someone..

d)LMFAO this is fricken funny!

Criminals not criminal.

You guys saying this guy got away scott-free are idiots who’s only knowledge of the law they got from watching old episodes of Law and Order.

This is clearly an offense of tampering with evidence. They don’t have to prove that it was the bank note. The officers were performing a legal search incident to arrest and anything that comes out during that search is evidence. The guy knowingly and intentionally ate that note…hence tampering with evidence. No jury in the world is going to be dumb enough to not convict, not even in California.

What a deepthroater!

Do we have any details? ie what did he eat?

it was obviously a piece of paper that he ate. no matter what was on it weather it was the plans to the bank robbery, a confession, a note he gave to the teller saying he was robbing the bank, or a picture of a flower, they cant prove anymore whats on it so he still got away with it.

Um this is a bit old, it was the bank robbery note, not drugs.

if it was a donut theyd find it straight away… lolz

Nothing like eating the evidence. That was good.

OM NOM NOM NOM.

that is not a piece of paper, or normal paper. When the cop throws it down you can see its somewhat dense, plus when the guy is eating it its thicker than a piece of paper. Also, if it is drugs and he punctures the bag they dissolve in his system and don’t come out really in the toilet. those that do are not going to weigh correct. its all about amounts not just having it. for that the cops are the stupid ones. they shouldn’t let the guy wiggle around like that

LOL… Criminals are failed individuals, pigs are just failed criminals

why did he put the hold up note in his pocket in the first place? he shouldve eaten it as he made his get away, not after he got caught. I am gay.

CHEWBACCA IS DANCING ON THE BACK !!

One charge of felony destruction of evidence to add to the drug felony.

OMG I needed a laugh.. criminals are so funny

it must of been some type of evidense

You guys keep saying hes dumb because they will see him eating the paper, but what the f*** can they see from the video? they cant charge him with anything now, as far as the paper goes.

Oh my god!!! I started laughing so hard! That was so hilarious!

ACUTALLY

He banked the whole piece of acid sheets, so the camera doesn’t matter cause the pigs will eat his KFC anyways. NOMNOM, but you guys are not serious right? It’s Darwinism, not some silly bank note I mean don’t you watch Chris Tucker’s “Burning Notice” ever?

but seriously… ftw:

“Enough of this crap about it being a note. He ate a used napkin from KFC.”

freakin’ retarded!!!!
i always knew cops were just some random tweakers with guns and shiny metal braclets

haha! That’s great… What was it that he’s eating? I can’t really tell from the videos…

I just gotta get one of those glowing tee shirts.

he cant go to jail because he ate the evidence. just because they got it on film doesnt mean anything. based on the video they have no idea what was on the paper

doesn’t matter if he’s filmed, as far as the camera is concerned it could have been a bag of powdered sugar. No evidence, no crime. But the cops could just hold him in jail and wait for it to pass through. But the video tape itself is not incriminating. Regardless this made me laugh pretty damn hard

… does anyone not notice it was a shooped video???

LOLL. That was soo funny. I almost peed myself

Distruction of evidence is a crime. He’ll be convicted of that. It doesn’t matter what the was on the paper either; ransom note or a hot dates phone number.

In fact the video will be introduced into evidence to show he tried to cover up the crime that was his reason for the arrest. Whereas the piece of paper by itself might have been blocked as hearsay. Entering a piece of paper with words on it is a bit tricky. It could require the suspect taking the stand to deny his activity in order to enter it into evidence.

The guys impulsive action actually made the prosecutor’s case far easier.

It’s quite possible to be both quite smart and amazingly ignorant.

I’m conforming.

I read the story on CNN crime. HE wasn’t eating drugs. It was a note that he had tried to use to rob a bank teller.

it’s a note… the guy robbed a bank with a note… said that he had a gun in his pocket and he would shoot if they didn’t give him money… saw this somewhere else…

Lol such a stupid criminal.

yeah I think he is smart enough to make the evidence gone, but not smart as he’s been filmed ) I dont know what would happen if there is no camera on the hood
cops:…dude where is the thing
crmnl:(muttering) man I’m clear I’m clear

jajajajajaja…esta buenisimo..jajaja

that is awesome.
i’m not too sure what he ate, coke bag?

Criminals aren’t stupid. I can think of many a serial killer who was smarter than most of the commenters. This one was pretty stupid.
But that doesn’t mean they all are.

funny lol!

lol im jealous

i wonder if he acctually ate it

Destruction of evidence is a felony. Since this was recorded, he’ll get even more jail time. And because of the video, he’ll get in trouble for destruction even if he can be acquitted from the original crime.

Guys, guys, guys. I like the perpetuated myth here that the guy is a bank robber and he ate the note he handed the teller to give him the money.

One problem. Why the hell would he have the note he handed the teller to give him the money? He handed it to the teller.

That shit is awesome, Om Nom Nom Nom… <..>

Mmmmm… tasty!

LOL… hoo…ho..ho.. true make me laugh…

OMG THEY ARE SOOOOOO STUPID !!!!!!

Read the other comments before assuming he is eating a bag of drugs..

Also everyone saying it looks like a sheet of acid is stupid. There is no such thing as a “sheet” of acid. Dealers use droppers to put a drop on whatever they are selling it on. And if it is on blotter paper, the paper is 1/4 the size of a penny.

Also, since it is the note he used to rob a bank it can’t be used against him in court because the officer didn’t even read the note in the first place. There is no proof it isnt anything more than a list of movies he was buying at the porno store.

too bad they caught it on cam… now hes just a bit f***ed up and the cops are enjoying their no-pay vacation right about now…

That’s stupid, he’s on camera you dumbassesssss, what, you think GIFS are made from nothing? They just appear out of nowhere???

He was still on cam!!

All I can think of while watching that is “OM NOM NOM NOM”

He’s handcuffed, it’s the butt-wipe, cuz he shit himself for getting caught! HA!!!

@Tim

Glad someone mentioned the acid thing. I know it was a note, but it was nauseating that people in this thread kept saying “he are stupid, he just gonna shit out drugs” without even knowing what he ate.

That amount would make ME insane, but there are many people who have had to eat half a sheet or more and ended up relatively fine after a REALLY bad trip. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone.

I don’t like the fact that he just made it easier for himself to get away with robbery, but I have to commend the quick thinking.

AHHH that is awesome! Wonder why he ate that though- it just looked like paper. Assuming it was actually illegal, maybe it was a sheet of LSD/DOB or something. Or maybe addresses or other incriminating info.

Or maybe he was just hungry and took his opening.

Wow that was unusual. I just wrote an very long comment on http://thedailyuplift.com/2009/12/01/what-evidence but after I clicked submit my comment didn’t show up. Grrrr… well I’m not writing all that over again. Anyways, just wanted to say wonderful blog!