An Australian man claims he was beaten severely by a gang of 20 children over smokes, according to news.com.au.
He said they asked him for cigarettes and when he informed them he did not have any, the 20 beat him to a pulp. He needs to have surgery and is missing some teeth. This is not funny in the least if it is true. However if he made the entire story up,based on an old Cracked posting, I say funny. He was out drinking with friends and it could have been an elaborate cover up story.
Okay just stay with me for one more minute. Cracked ran a story last year How to win a fight against twenty children. It was insane yet very funny. They had great tips such as Speed, Stay Mobile, Go For The Leader First and Groin Attacks hint: Wear a cup.
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