I recently read a cute blog, Have a Happy Fun Times. One recent post was “Seven Reasons Why You-Shouldn’t Mess With Kids” It is cute blog and worth a read.
Below is reason one, but they are all funny, sweet and yet oh so evil. If you have ever been around a small child for any amount of time you know what I mean.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.