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Wtf.

Seriously.

Wtf.

Zimmy
February 28, 2009

Damn, he should’ve just let natural selection work its magic.

CSR
February 28, 2009

oh. geez. bwahahahahahaha…

Jana
February 28, 2009

really?

wtf
February 28, 2009

Someone should submit this to failblog.

Hannah F.
February 28, 2009

Ok, ok, I’ve heard of people mistaking the asshole, but at least they had it in a hole! What was he doing? Aiming for her taint?

Seriously, how do people like this get through life?

tooshort
February 28, 2009

Just…

those people really shouldn’t pro-create.

Alanna
February 28, 2009

I live just a few minutes from Bloomsburg…and, sadly, this kind of hickish stupidity is only the tip of the iceberg.

ML
February 28, 2009

Perhaps…telling them how to breed was the ACTUAL mistake here.

Eddy
March 1, 2009

The following comment was moderated for your convenience:

man, there’s breast intercourse so why not thigh-intercourse? Come to think of it, that seems like just about the next best thing to real sex.

FYI I inserted intercourse and breast where other potentially offensive words were used. actually I liked it the other way but I wanted to be considerate.

anon
March 1, 2009

This is what happens when you make sex taboo in a society. Poor bastard had clearly never seen a porn flick before.

Also a good case for comprehensive sex-ed.

Jade
March 1, 2009

Haahahahahhaah!
This is priceless.
Somebody needs a lesson!

ymts
March 1, 2009

They’re too damn old to breed anyways, At least the woman is anyways.

Nick
March 1, 2009

Well…damn. And I thought I knew some dumb people. Apparently not haha.

britty
March 1, 2009

this came from the town where I graduated college from. Im full of school pride right now. 4 years right down the drain.

Zach
March 1, 2009

Wow, this is actually an article from my home news paper. I would like to point out that this paper tends to make people sound a lot more stupid than they really are. You often find outrageous articles like this in this paper.

Keith
March 1, 2009

Well I suppose if she’s a hefty woman/he’s a little guy he could get confused with the fat creases. Maybe.

Burt Reynolds
March 1, 2009

Uh…how did she NOT know that something wasn’t right? Him I could understand…kind of…but her? There’s a very clear difference between your thighs and your vajay. The only explanation I can come up with is that she’s enormous and he’s REALLY small in the pants.

Slater9292
March 1, 2009

I imagine they were Jesus freaks.

Tim
March 1, 2009

omfg. rofl.

gertrude
March 1, 2009

Woman’s fault. First, she should OPEN her legs, not keep them closed. Second, she’s probably quite large and therefore is one of those girls that HAS TO HAVE the lights out and the covers over everything. Some women just have to complicate everything

Turd Ferguson
March 1, 2009

if a girl wanted me to nail her between the thighs (literally), I would.

anonymous
March 1, 2009

Oh God!
Please tell me that IS real.
AHAHHAHA

Thanks for the laugh

LeMelon
March 1, 2009

It’s not just one complete idiot not knowing what to do, it’s two. And who says opposites attract!

mattblackall
March 1, 2009

LOL it’s definitely real too as i subscribe to the newspaper that this is in.

Nick
March 1, 2009

lol?

peter
March 1, 2009

Reason No. 2398 Not to Wait Until Marriage

Caleb
March 1, 2009

OK…EITHER HES JUST A MORON, OR HIS DICK IS SO SMALL SHE CANT TELL IF ITS INSIDE HER OR NOT….WTF…KILL YOURSELF…

jokerjay76
March 1, 2009

oh my God
wowwwwww

fareww
March 1, 2009

Apparently Obama finally figured out how to do it. Perhaps the doctor put a teleprompter in Obama’s bedroom so Dumbama could follow its directions.

Steve
March 2, 2009

facepalm

Ben
March 2, 2009

ROFLMAO at these comments. The comments made the actual post even more hilarious.

desertorchid
March 2, 2009

Oh Dear…seriously???? nyahahahahahaha :0

shannen143
March 2, 2009

… Seriously…? The wife didn’t know what / where HER genitalia was?

moonlitunderground
March 2, 2009

Seriously? Sigh.

3continentfamily
March 2, 2009

OMG! Unbelievable. LOl!

Vikas Gupta
March 2, 2009

It’s not only amazing that there are actually people this unbelievably unintelligent in our society but also the fact that they are in any way permitted to pro-create. The product of life stemming from these two would surely contribute great things to our world.

Intelligence
March 2, 2009

Nice One Steve!
I can’t believe we elected a president with such a horrible name. It’s so easy to make fun of. Dumbama, Stupidama, Idiotama, Moronobama, Alabama, the list goes on and on. Hopefully he’ll misread the teleprompter someday and say something Dumbama enough that we can just impeach him.

Joe Wheeler
March 2, 2009

I read about a worried couple where the husband had been penetrating the wife in her naval, and she was not able to conceive.
wtf.
~uh~

~uh~™
March 2, 2009

At least here is no direct evidence that these people were members of a Republican sub-committee.

http://briancork.wordpress.com/2007/12/18/social-darwinism/

Cork

Brian Patrick Cork
March 2, 2009

maybe they shouldn’t have been allowed to breed….there are just somethings that shouldn’t be fixed.

rachel
March 2, 2009

People like this shouldn’t breed it goes against the concept of natural selection. Imagine the look on his face when he finally got it right.

raveler
March 2, 2009

were they cousins by any chance

James
March 2, 2009

Steve you’re so funny!
I’m kidding.

Joe Dirt Four Wheeler
March 2, 2009

Haha oh wow, I can’t believe this ended up on the internet. Sadly I live in Bloomsburg

John Girton
March 2, 2009

ravelers comment “Imagine the look on his face when he finally got it right.” is the best!

nice one

Paul
March 3, 2009

I read a story about a couple that both experienced terrible pain and difficulty in coitus. The Dr. they consulted asked some questions and discovered they were attempting to use the woman’s urethra for sex (arguably, pain or not the man must have been veeeery small for this to be possible in any way.)

David
March 3, 2009

haha reminds me of Idiocracy. Great Movie.

Jason
March 4, 2009

People are quite right, this pair really should have been let slip into blisful extinction…

sarsen56
March 5, 2009

i bet he was catholic

noob
March 5, 2009

Steve, don’t be bitter just because they wrote an article about you and your wife. If the election had gone the other way, I wouldn’t be making ‘funny jokes’ about McLame… Dur!

DpwnShift
March 5, 2009

Thanks man.But you have to put in your mind that ` doing mistakes in life is what proves that your a human being’.Keep it up.

s00092243
March 6, 2009

DpwnShift,

Funny. That’s not what your wife, sister and mom said about me.

Steve
March 6, 2009

LAWLZ!

OGD
March 6, 2009

That must have been some really boring sex for her…

Jessica
March 8, 2009

“This couple should not breed.”

Don’t worry. They won’t.

Jonathan
March 9, 2009

??? Really ??? How the hell?

Ambrose
March 9, 2009

See, this is why abstinence-only sex education isn’t a good thing. If nobody learns how to properly have sex, then everybody’s going to turn out as dumb as these two.

Jeff
March 10, 2009

Man i know when he finally got up in it…he quit his job, stopped all his hobbies, and just sat in bed all day SMASHIN!

mister wilson
March 10, 2009

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twobigboobs
March 11, 2009

Why did the wife not say anything! Was he so small that she couldn’t tell?! WoW!

Lisa
March 12, 2009

Why did the doc set him straight? Now he’s
going to reproduce. Eek

electronic cigarettes
March 12, 2009

That is really special, I with the Doc hadn’t straightened them out, I don’t think we want them reproducing.

Bec Thomas
March 17, 2009

Rather stupid of everyone saying “This is why you need practice!”

Everyone has a first time, whether they wait until they’re married or not. I’m one of those “idiots” waiting for marriage, but these people are not “unpracticed”: they are stupid. Simple.

Dave
March 19, 2009