Why So Late?

Posted on October 6, 2009. Filed under: humor | Tags: , , , , |

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No Worries Life Will Change

Posted on October 5, 2009. Filed under: family, funny, humor, mental health, random, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

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Thanks to Murray The Nut for he very funny illustration.

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Life Is Long…If You’re Lucky

Posted on October 2, 2009. Filed under: humor | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , |

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I have said this in one way or another so many times.

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So What Do You Do?

Posted on October 1, 2009. Filed under: humor | Tags: , , , , , , , |

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I would say this is a how not to answer…So what do you do?

Thanks to The Man In Blue for the image

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Oh No Another Polar Bear Pic?

Posted on September 23, 2009. Filed under: funny, humor | Tags: , , , , , , , , |

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Okay I looked at this and thought oh no another polar bear pic…but no no it’s dog!

Thanks to Borgomani at Tumblr for the image.

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Bring Your Own Woman BYOW

Posted on September 22, 2009. Filed under: humor | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , |

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Where’s the “We Do Not Serve Men Here” sign?….I always have a few of those lying around.

Thanks to 9gag for the image

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Time Don’t Wait For No One

Posted on September 13, 2009. Filed under: writing | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

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My Grandfather, who was a WWII Vet, had this saying, “Time Don’t Wait For No One” .  Although it drove me nuts, I knew what he meant. It was typically announced when I was either putting something off or taking too long to get ready. Still it always made me pause and think that’s one crazy ass statement. As I get older some how it resonates.  The following is a sweet perspective on just that.

“Who has never killed an hour? Not casually or without thought, but carefully: a premeditated murder of minutes. The violence comes from a combination of giving up, not caring, and a resignation that getting past it is all you can hope to accomplish. So you kill the hour. You do not work, you do not read, you do not daydream. If you sleep it is not because you need to sleep. And when at last it is over, there is no evidence: no weapon, no blood, and no body. The only clue might be the shadows beneath your eyes or a terribly thin line near the corner of your mouth indicating something has been suffered, that in the privacy of your life you have lost something and the loss is too empty to share.”
— Mark Z. Danielewski (House of Leaves)

Thanks to good reads for the quote

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Best Thing About A Mac..It Just Works

Posted on September 12, 2009. Filed under: humor | Tags: , , , , , |

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I just switched to a Mac and I must say this image sums up how I feel.

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Should Love Be Instant?

Posted on August 31, 2009. Filed under: relationships | Tags: |

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I have been on a mental health break…Meaning tending to the day to day of life rather than blogging. I know I need to prioritize in a more efficient manner. :)

Thanks to 9gag.com for the image

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Some Things Do Not Translate Well

Posted on July 23, 2009. Filed under: humor, photo | Tags: , , , , , , , , |

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My International Business Professor would love this.  He always said have a native speaking person do the translations for all signage.

In his words “Some things do not translate well”.

Thanks to Weird Asian News for the image.

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Darwin’s Theory In Action

Posted on February 25, 2009. Filed under: funny, humor, random, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , , , |

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What Your Tattoo Says About You

Posted on June 13, 2009. Filed under: humor | Tags: , , , , , , |

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So that Tattoo seemed like a good idea at the time. Who knows maybe you still think it looks rockin’? First sign of an issue, you say rockin’.

The Red is my personal favorite.

Thanks to Cracked for the image

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Hands Down Best Umbrella

Posted on June 23, 2009. Filed under: humor, photo, photography | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , |

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Isn’t this what you think eveary time you get caught in the rain? I need this umbrella.

In Louisiana and much of the southest we are having a killer heat wave. The heat index was 110 today and I need the rain!

Thanks to vi.sualize.us for the image

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Obama Soup Kitchen Photo Priceless

Posted on June 27, 2009. Filed under: funny, humor, photo, politics, random | Tags: , , , , |

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Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter: $0.00 dollars

Having Michelle Obama serve you your soup: $0.00 dollars

Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving a government funded meal
while taking a picture of the first lady using his $500 BlackBerry cell phone: Priceless

Thanks to #SevenStinks at slickdeals.net for the post. Yup I coppied and pasted. It was too perfect to change.

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Erase Your Fears

Posted on June 30, 2009. Filed under: mental health, photo, random, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , , , , , , |

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This is a great concept! We  are all afraid of something.

Thanks to Amo Life for the image.

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Michael Jackson Leaves Kids To Diana Ross

Posted on July 1, 2009. Filed under: family, humor, mental health, random | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

According to TMZ,  Michael Jackson leaves his kids to his mother or Diana Ross.

 I am so going to this. My kids go to my sister or if she’s dead, Diana Ross…

I just keep singing “Love Child” over and over in my head.

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How To Screw Up Your Kids, Freaky Scary Easter Bunny

Posted on July 4, 2009. Filed under: funny, humor, photo, random | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

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This was posted on my friends Facebook profile and her comments were pretty funny.

Isn’t this the scariest Easter Bunny you have ever seen in your entire life??? I am not sure who put me on this bunny’s lap, but obviously they are not fit to be a guardian…. And… What is the bunny holding? It looks like a gun, a carrot and a fish…

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How Not To Take A Facebook Profile Picture

Posted on July 5, 2009. Filed under: facebook, humor, photo, random | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , |

Okay there are so many things wrong with this image.

First of all it’s a self-portrait in the car, kinda weird.

Second her kid is giving a dirty look in the background.

Third and most important…. she is driving on the interstate!

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Yup this is an actual profile picture from one of my Facebook friends. I’m thinking she might drop me after this. I can deal with that.

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